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Rebel Wilson Actor

SOLD AT £6.99, SINGS TO THE SNOW

Correction: she is not in the gift shop window, but on the shelf behind the tea towels

Existence confidence provisional
A generated photo of an anonymous stranger. It is not the person named.
Rebel Wilson fills a hire car at a rural French petrol station, doing a confident little dance step while the pump runs.
Location
Inside a snow globe beside a car boot sale outside Colchester, Essex
Currently
Performing a one-woman riff-off for the snow
Last confirmed sighting
Tuesday, shaken twice by a toddler near the keyrings
Observations
Is legally 40% glitter in the county of Rutland.

She is inside a snow globe priced at £6.99 in a gift shop beside a car boot sale near Colchester. The globe contains a tiny cottage, a plastic pine and her, at roughly four inches tall. Staff first saw her at 9.15, doing a mermaid entrance through the snow.

Her statement was relayed by Dennis, a man selling toasters from the next pitch, who read her lips through the glass. 'Tell them I'm fine, and I introduced myself as Fat Amy before anyone could do it for me.' She also asked that the snow stop being so dramatic.

She will perform a riff-off against the globe's snow on Saturdays and Sundays until the end of October. A matinee is pencilled in for Bank Holiday Monday, weather permitting, with the weather being her. Anyone wishing to buy the globe should ask at the till, and be prepared to keep her.

Guidance for the public

Do not shake the globe. If you must, apologise to the cottage first.

Actual status (not satire) No death recorded as of 23 October 2026. Born 2 March 1980. Source: Wikidata

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