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Donald remains stationed at the shoe counter of Sunset Bowl off the Epsom bypass, where he has been employed since March. He assigns footwear to customers with running commentary on their comfort levels, the building's infrastructure, and his own superior experiences with bespoke shoe design. Management has not objected to this arrangement.

Three attempts were made to relocate him to lanes or concessions, but he returned to the shoe desk within hours each time, insisting it was where the real decisions happened. A trial period in the food court ended when he began rebranding the nachos as 'Trump Nachos: You've Never Tasted Better' and discoursing at length to families about premium cheese sourcing. His previous employers have advised acceptance.

Staff now anticipate his hourly assessments of bowling shoe craftsmanship with what appears to be a form of resignation. The café at Pinecrest Garden Centre, visible from the bowling alley car park, has seen foot traffic increase by thirty percent since patrons began crossing over to hear his live commentary on tournament-grade rental sanitation. The manager there has asked us not to intervene.