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Snoop Dogg Musician

TASTES OF GIN AND JUICE, 25G BAG

Found: one flavour, smooth and mellow, tastes of a drawl, last seen in a Belgian vending machine

Existence confidence provisional
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Snoop Dogg waits in a Texas drive-through queue, calmly stirring a pot of gumbo on the passenger seat, as cars line up behind.
Location
Vending machine beside a hotel conference room in Brussels, shelf C4
Currently
Discontinued flavour of crisp, still cooking up recipes
Last confirmed sighting
Tuesday, in a multipack, between salt and vinegar and prawn cocktail
Observations
Can add 'izzle' to a bag of crisps from three postcodes away.

Snoop Dogg is now a flavour of crisp, discontinued in most regions but still available in Brussels. The flavour is described on the packet as 'Smooth Roast Chicken with a Hint of Gin and Juice'. Delegates at the hotel's conference room report it pairs well with lanyards.

"I load the machine at six every morning, and C4 was empty when I left on Monday," said Agnes, a vending machine engineer. "Tuesday it's full of crisps, and each bag drops very slowly, like it's got nowhere to be. When it lands, it says 'fo' shizzle' in a crinkly voice."

Monday 06:10: Machine restocked, no sign of the flavour. Tuesday 09:30: Bags appear in C4, priced at €1.80. Wednesday 14:00: A delegate eats one and asks for the recipe. Thursday 11:15: Flavour sells out, then reappears. Friday 16:45: A cookbook is found in the hopper.

Guidance for the public

Check the best-before date, then enjoy slowly and without hurry.

Actual status (not satire) No death recorded as of 25 October 2026. Born 20 October 1971. Source: Wikidata

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