Luke Littler
Item 7: Members noted the trolley continues to score 180 on the pavement outside the Co-op, and asked that it stop
- Location
- Aisle nine of a supermarket car park in Warrington, near a very small oche
- Currently
- Wonky-wheeled trolley, checking out at double top
- Last confirmed sighting
- Rolling past the trolley bay, checking its treble 20
- Observations
- Once threw a 180 so fast the aisle was still warm on Thursday.
Luke Littler has been absorbed into a shopping trolley with a wonky left front wheel, which now pulls consistently toward treble 20. He is fine, and has said so in three short rattles. The trolley is kept at a supermarket on the edge of Warrington.
On Monday at 9.10am the trolley was returned to the bay and left it again at 9.14. On Tuesday at 4pm it rolled three times past a pensioner, each in a perfect cluster. By Thursday at 6.30pm it had been caught leaning toward a coin slot at double top, and on Saturday at 11am it was heard to say 'one hundred and eighty'.
Experts disagree on whether the wheel is a fault or a throwing action. Some say the wobble is a nervous run-up, others a deliberate grouping tactic. A third camp insists the trolley is simply doing what any trolley does, only with considerably better finishing.
Do not stand in front of the trolley while it is lining up a finish.
Actual status (not satire) No death recorded as of 22 October 2026. Born 21 January 2007. Source: Wikidata
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