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Tyson Fury Boxer

PRINTS HIMSELF ON 14 CHURCH NOTICES

Typeface with unusually heavy upstrokes now sets the church flower rota in 14 parishes

Existence confidence provisional
A generated photo of an anonymous stranger. It is not the person named.
Tyson Fury carries a bulging bag of pumpkins at a farm stand, trying a few bars of 'American Pie'.
Location
Between a taco stall and platform 6 of the northern bus station, Mexico City, as a lowercase g
Currently
Lettering the flower rota, bold, with a crown on the capital T
Last confirmed sighting
Underlining 'Jumble Sale, Saturday' on a noticeboard in Tlalpan
Observations
Can still jab a full stop into place from nine pews away.

Tyson Fury is now a font, installed on a single church laptop in Mexico City and spreading by email to parish newsletters. Maureen, the volunteer who types the Sunday notices, says the capital T arrives wearing a small crown. He is fine and has asked for the line spacing to be increased.

The vicar tried switching to Comic Sans, but the letters rearranged into a fighting stance and refused to justify. Brenda reinstalled the software twice and found it humming 'American Pie' through the bold setting. Shrinking the text to 8 point only made it ring the bell louder.

Monday, 9.10am: the tombola notice prints with a robe attached. Tuesday, 2pm: the bring-and-buy poster comes out with the letters shuffling in time. Thursday, 7.45pm: the choir list is set in rhyming couplets. Saturday, 11am: the word 'Furious' appears unprompted at the bottom of the raffle tickets.

Guidance for the public

Please keep newsletters in regular type and do not ask it to sing.

Actual status (not satire) No death recorded as of 22 October 2026. Source: Wikidata

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