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Andrea Corr Musician

TIMES PIGEONS BY EAR, REFUSES WATCHES

Matters arising: pigeon timekeeper at Cannaregio crossing, performance issues ongoing

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Andrea Corr watering a hanging basket at the Frankfurt multi-storey car park level three, wearing one glove, holding the watering can like a violin bow.
Location
A converted lock-keeper's cottage near the Vaporetto stop at Cannaregio, Venice
Currently
Pigeon racing timekeeper, Cannaregio district, very behind on results
Last confirmed sighting
Tuesday, 14:37, checking a racing pigeon's wing for violin rosin
Observations
Her stopwatch has developed a tremolo vibrato and will not stop shaking above B-flat.

Andrea Corr has taken employment as official timekeeper for the pigeon racing society operating from a restored boathouse north of the Cannaregio vaporetto stop. She arrived on 3 January with a chronometer and three separate backup timing devices. The pigeons have not raced since.

She is currently working on synchronising the birds' departure times with a bowing pattern she has devised, believing the rhythm will improve their speed. The results have been catastrophic. Her notes, submitted weekly, consist entirely of musical notation.

Found in her timekeeper's logbook: a single raced pigeon wearing a small bow, a stopwatch that only functions during violin scales, and a detailed diagram explaining how the Andante movement relates to optimal flight velocity.

Guidance for the public

Do not attempt to time pigeons using musical intervals or baroque ornamentation.

Actual status (not satire) No death recorded as of 22 October 2026. Born 17 May 1974. Source: Wikidata

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