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Andrea Corr Musician

THE CHIME PROBLEM

Corr's Mobile Melody Crisis Deepens as Eastbound Drift Accelerates

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Andrea Corr watering a hanging basket at the Frankfurt multi-storey car park level three, wearing one glove, holding the watering can like a violin bow.
Location
Car park near the Dromeena Estate, between Dublin and Dundalk
Currently
Ice cream van driver, Dubrovnik route, violin solos between orders
Last confirmed sighting
Spotted playing violin scales while counting coins at Bray seafront, Thursday evening.
Observations
The van's music box now plays only in the key of D minor, her signature key, confusing customers for forty miles.

Andrea Corr, 52, has taken employment as an ice cream van driver operating between Dundalk and the Dromeena Estate. She maintains the vehicle in good working order. The problem began within her first week.

Residents report that the van's chiming mechanism has begun emitting intricate violin figurations—specifically the arpeggios from The Corrs' 1998 hit 'Only When I Leave'—at irregular intervals during service hours. Three noise complaints arrived before Tuesday. Local café owners say trade has picked up but customers are now too distracted to order.

The council attempted replacing the chiming mechanism with standard equipment, but it began playing again within hours. A technician from Cork suggested rewiring the electrics; this made it worse. The van is currently parked in the multi-storey at Liffey Valley while discussions continue with her management.

Guidance for the public

If you encounter the van, do not request traditional ballads or harmonised medleys with your purchase.

Actual status (not satire) No death recorded as of 22 October 2026. Born 17 May 1974. Source: Wikidata

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