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Katie Price Celebrity

ALWAYS IN TRACTION

Warning: pink accessories may affect caravan stability during braking.

Existence confidence provisional
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Katie Price eats a slice of pie at a 24-hour diner in New Mexico, gesturing emphatically about the pink laminate tabletop while a radio jingle plays in the background.
Location
A caravan dealership behind the launderette on Lothian Road, Edinburgh
Currently
Test-drive passenger, insisting on interior customization suggestions, week six
Last confirmed sighting
Arguing with a Hymer C-Class about ground clearance, Thursday
Observations
Has reupholstered the demo model's seating in hot pink velvet three times; dealership now keeps spare bolts for rapid reversal.

Katie Price was assigned to caravan test-drive passenger duty on 12 November following a routing error at the postal depot. She has remained at Caledonian Caravans on Lothian Road, providing running commentary to prospective buyers about interior design specifications. Management initially welcomed her presence; this sentiment has evolved.

Her approach to test drives now incorporates mandatory narrative enhancement: she delivers live commentary from the passenger seat about décor potential, frequently directing drivers toward speed bumps to assess suspension while simultaneously describing how she would customize the wardrobe storage. Buyers report that her suggestions—always delivered in the second person, always emphatic, always about expanding the pink palette—have begun to shape their expectations. Several have requested different passengers.

Staff at the dealership have adapted their schedules around her presence and her detailed observations about every interior surface, which now average 47 minutes per test drive. The nearby launderette has seen increased footfall from departing customers in need of stress relief. Three models have been requested for early return to the manufacturer after she described alternative trim options that do not exist.

Guidance for the public

Do not ask for interior customisation advice during test drives.

Actual status (not satire) No death recorded as of 22 October 2026. Born 22 May 1978. Source: Wikidata

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