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Katie Price Celebrity

KEEPS PONY IN LISBON TICKET BOOTH

Council confirms attendant is in good spirits and has painted the barrier pink, which is now a permanent feature

Existence confidence provisional
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Katie Price eats a slice of pie at a 24-hour diner in New Mexico, gesturing emphatically about the pink laminate tabletop while a radio jingle plays in the background.
Location
Pay-and-display car park beside the number 28 tram stop, Lisbon, bay 14, painted pink
Currently
Car park attendant, issuing pink tickets and pony rides
Last confirmed sighting
Handing out a pony-shaped parking ticket at 4.40pm on Thursday
Observations
Can sense an unpainted surface from three postcodes away and quietly resents it.

Katie Price has taken a job as attendant of a small car park near a Lisbon tram stop. She wears a hi-vis vest in a shade the supplier insists does not exist. Drivers report that the ticket machine now prints in pink and sometimes in glitter.

Monday 8am: barrier painted pink. Tuesday 11.15am: a horsebox entered bay 6 and has not been asked to leave. Wednesday 2pm: a pony appeared in the ticket booth, unexplained. Friday 9.30am: a new pink Range Rover logged as a permanent resident.

The local council has received eleven complaints, mostly about the pink lines and a pony in bay 9. It has also received nine compliments, three of which asked for a signed copy of Perfect Ponies. One resident has asked whether the attendant would release a single.

Guidance for the public

Please do not park in bay 14 unless you are prepared to be glamorous.

Actual status (not satire) No death recorded as of 22 October 2026. Born 22 May 1978. Source: Wikidata

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