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Esther Rantzen TV and radio

42 BUS LISTED AS A BIT CHEEKY

Delays expected on the 42 route, with light drizzle and a persistent smile in the Belfast area

Existence confidence provisional
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Esther Rantzen queues for a ski lift in Austria, carrying a large wonky carrot and an expression of immense dignity.
Location
Bus shelter near a Belfast high street, in light rain, holding a timetable
Currently
N/A
Last confirmed sighting
Stop C, Tuesday, trying to complain to a timetable
Observations
Can detect a misshapen parsnip from three postcodes away and will write to it.

Her presenting style has leaked into the bus timetable of one Belfast town. Departures now read as consumer complaints, and the 8:15 is listed as 'a bit of a cheek'. Esther is at the shelter, fine and cheerful, trying to get it back.

She has written to the operator, interviewed the timetable, and asked the 42 to come clean about its lateness. The timetable agreed warmly and then added a segment about a vegetable that looks rude. A driver named Gareth offered a ruler, but the buses keep arriving as human interest stories.

Monday, 7:40: first timetable reads 'Do write in'. Tuesday, 9:05: Esther arrives with a clipboard. Wednesday, 2:30: the 14 becomes a funny-shaped carrot. Friday, 6:10: Route 9 begins sentences with 'Now then'. Saturday, 11:00: a pensioner called Doreen is thanked by the stop.

Guidance for the public

Do not ask the 42 for a comment unless you have time.

Actual status (not satire) Died 30 September 2026, aged 86. Source: Wikidata

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