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Tony Blair Politics

TROLLY BAY GETS DOORSTEP STATEMENT DAILY

Trolley Park Rovers 6, Bays 1-12 0: Collector Wins Every Return, Declines To Take Questions

Existence confidence provisional
A generated photo of an anonymous stranger. It is not the person named.
Tony Blair stirs a cup of tea on Santa Monica Pier, clutching a Thermos, gesturing with both index fingers at an invisible audience over his shoulder.
Location
Trolley bay behind a hotel conference room in Brussels, bay nine
Currently
Trolley collector, delivering a short statement to each one
Last confirmed sighting
Walking briskly towards a row of nested trolleys, sleeves already rolled
Observations
Can shake hands with forty-one trolleys at once and mean it with every one.

Tony has taken a post collecting trolleys from the car park behind a hotel conference centre in Brussels. He starts each shift by walking up to the first trolley with a confident grin, as if to a door. Colleagues say he has never once been late.

He is currently clearing bay nine, and it is going well, although he will not push a trolley until he has made a short statement beside it. Each trolley is then returned with a sincere head tilt and a pointing hand. Coin deposits are up, and he insists the trend is a priority.

A tour of seven car parks begins next Monday, with a lectern installed at each trolley shelter. Dates run through to the end of the month, with a further season planned for the retail park by the ring road. Early booking is advised for anyone wanting a trolley delivered with three repeated words.

Guidance for the public

Return your trolley promptly and do not ask whether he has anything to say.

Actual status (not satire) No death recorded as of 22 October 2026. Born 6 May 1953. Source: Wikidata

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