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Prince Harry Royal

TAKES VILLAGE HALL KEYS, HELICOPTER BLOCKS BINS

Village hall caretaker 3, Spare keys 0: royal wins stacking chairs on aggregate

Existence confidence provisional
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Prince Harry unpacks a picnic at a ferry queue in Norway, laying out a polo mallet-shaped baguette as rain starts.
Location
Boiler cupboard of a village hall, Frogmore, Windsor, behind the folding tables
Currently
Caretaker of a village hall, helicopter booked for bin day
Last confirmed sighting
Tuesday, locking up the hall twice with the same spare key
Observations
Can stack forty chairs in under a minute by hovering slightly above the floor.

The Prince has taken a post as caretaker of a village hall near Windsor, where he opens up at 7am and locks up at 10pm. Mornings are spent with a mop. Hall users say he is always the spare person available when a chair goes missing.

The parish council has logged 14 complaints and 9 compliments. Complaints concern the hall's helicopter landing marks on the cricket pitch and a polo mallet left in the raffle. Compliments praise the tidy stacking of chairs and his handling of the Tuesday yoga class.

Monday 7am: opens hall, finds a polo pony in the kitchen. Tuesday 2pm: Invictus-style sack race breaks out during the toddler group. Thursday 6pm: takes a charity quiz question on the memoir from Wi-Fi. Saturday 11am: wedding hire, rotor noise from the car park.

Guidance for the public

Please return stacking chairs to the hall by 10pm and do not ask about helicopters.

Actual status (not satire) No death recorded as of 22 October 2026. Born 4 June 2021. Source: Wikidata

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