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Mindy Kaling Comedian

LEADS 11 PENSIONERS PAST FIRE EXTINGUISHER

"She has asked that the tour be rescheduled around a meet-cute," says a retired stair carpet

Existence confidence provisional
A generated photo of an anonymous stranger. It is not the person named.
Mindy Kaling reads the back of a lightbulb packet in a hardware aisle, looking as if it were a romcom script.
Location
Second landing of a Milton Keynes council annexe, beside a roundabout verge
Currently
Ghost tour guide for an empty annexe, adding meet-cutes
Last confirmed sighting
Leading a tour of eleven pensioners past a fire extinguisher
Observations
Can hear a rom-com montage start from three postcodes away and tidies up for it.

Mindy Kaling has taken a post as ghost tour guide at a three-storey council annexe in Milton Keynes that has never had a ghost. The building has a photocopier room, a good echo and one slightly cold stairwell. She leads the 7pm tour on Thursdays in a cardigan.

She is currently developing a script for the annexe's missing spirit, tentatively a lonely clerk from 1974 who just needs a second chance at love. Early tours are going well, although two attendees have asked for refunds on the grounds of insufficient haunting. Attendance is up nine per cent on rain-free evenings.

Her instinct for a romantic comedy keeps getting involved. On the second landing she pauses and says the ghost and the caretaker would have been perfect for each other, then pitches the entire plot in under four minutes. Guests now vote on the ending using the fire door as a ballot box.

Guidance for the public

Please keep to the left on the stairs and do not offer the ghost advice on dating.

Actual status (not satire) No death recorded as of 22 October 2026. Born 24 June 1979. Source: Wikidata

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