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LeBron James

BLOCKS YOUR SHOUT, RETURNS IT BETTER

"It bounces back before I've finished shouting 'pass', and it always says 'King' first." — Dave, car park attendant

Existence confidence provisional
A generated photo of an anonymous stranger. It is not the person named.
LeBron James buys a bag of chips on an Amsterdam canal towpath, tossing a pinch of salt overhead like chalk.
Location
Level 3 of the multi-storey car park beside Akron's Canal Park, bay 23
Currently
Echoing a no-look pass between pillars, assists logged hourly
Last confirmed sighting
Bouncing off a concrete pillar on Level 6, pre-game chalk toss
Observations
Can chase down a lost ticket stub from four storeys away and block it mid-flutter.

LeBron James is now an echo in the multi-storey car park off Main Street in Akron. He answers any shout from bay 23 with a slightly better version of it, delivered from the stairwell. Attendant Dave confirms it arrives a half-second early, as if already assisting.

The public keep asking whether he can dunk. He can, and the barrier arm has taken it well. They also ask if he will return as number 6 or 23; he replies with both, one off the ceiling and one off the ticket machine. Chalk is not required but is appreciated.

The council has received 41 compliments, mostly about the acoustics on Level 4 and a triple-double of 'Hello', 'Hello' and 'Hello'. There were two complaints, one regarding the pre-game chalk clapped into a cloud over the pay station, and one from a man whose parking query was blocked mid-air.

Guidance for the public

Shout politely on Level 3 and expect a better answer than you gave.

Actual status (not satire) No death recorded as of 22 October 2026. Born 30 December 1984. Source: Wikidata

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