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King Charles III Royal

UNVEILS EVERY BINGO PRIZE WITH LITTLE CURTAIN

Is he calling the bingo near Bergerac? Yes.

Existence confidence provisional
A generated photo of an anonymous stranger. It is not the person named.
King Charles III carefully operates a claw machine in a school sports hall in Auckland, leaning forward with both hands positioned precisely on the controls, his focus absolute as he tracks the descending metal claw.
Location
Village hall beside a campsite outside Sarlat, Dordogne, next to the pétanque pitch
Currently
Calling bingo, pausing to cut ribbons on prizes
Last confirmed sighting
Calling 'two fat ducks' beside a hedge-laying display, Thursday, 7.45pm
Observations
Can hear a hedgerow gossip from three postcodes away and replies in watercolour.

The gentleman has taken a Thursday evening bingo job at a village hall beside a campsite in the Dordogne. He wears a double-breasted suit and wellies, and gives each number a small wave. Caravanners queue from half past five, carrying folding chairs and flasks.

He is currently trying to introduce an organic number set grown without pesticides, which has so far produced a 'Duchy Original 47'. Between calls he talks to the potted geraniums and opens each new book of tickets with a plaque. The game now runs to four hours and nobody has complained.

The local council has received eleven compliments about the hedges around the hall, which are now laid to a professional standard. It has also received six complaints that the prize bottle of wine is unveiled with a curtain and a speech. One resident asks that the watercolours of the winning numbers stop being posted through letterboxes.

Guidance for the public

Bring a pencil, a flask and a respectful tone to the hall on Thursdays.

Actual status (not satire) No death recorded as of 22 October 2026. Born 14 November 1948. Source: Wikidata

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